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Bushfire Jokes

An Australian man set his pubic hair on fire.

I guess you could call that an Australian bushfire

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out bushfires.

Why do elephants have big feet?

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To stamp out burning ducks

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The woman selling nudes for the bushfire is so tragic...

You can see the fire has already cleared hers away

An ancient aquatic system older than the pyramids has been revealed by the Australian bushfires

Australian scientists are thinking about naming them 'rivers.'

George Bush is being briefed about world news overnight...

...by his men, 'Mr President, there's been a plane crash in Australia, two Brazilian soldiers have been killed in action, a major bushfire....' George Bush interrupts and says, 'hang on, did you just say two Brazilian soldiers have been killed???!!!'
To which the man replies, 'That's correct Mr P...

A man in the bush

A man in the bush lives next door to 3 of his mates. One day, a bushfire comes roaring through. It sets the mans house, and body on fire. His friends put the fire out and call an ambulance for the man.

Once the man arrives at the hospital he is in immense pain. The doctor decides to check his...

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