Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?
It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells,
“All politicians are assholes.”
A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a politician?”
“No,” he replies, “I’m an asshole.”
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