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Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

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A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells,

β€œAll politicians are assholes.”

A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, β€œI take offense to that!”

The pissed-off guy asks him, β€œWhy? Are you a politician?”

β€œNo,” he replies, β€œI’m an asshole.”

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