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A couple just finalized their adoption of a Japanese baby.

Shortly after, they signed up for Japanese lessons and explained that they had just adopted a baby.

"How nice!" said the teacher.

"Yeah," they agreed. "He'll be talking in a couple years and we want to be able to understand him!"

With the deal finalized, Elon Musk reveals the main reason why he spent 45billion dollars to buy Twitter..

To finally ban the teenager that was tweeting his jetplane's flightpaths. Rich people can be so petty, wow.

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