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Reconvene Jokes

A lawyer, Jones, is questioning his witness, Smith, during a murder trial.

Jones: Mr Smith, can you tell us what the deceased said before he died?

Smith: Yes, I can. He said...

Judge: Now hold on a minute. I'm not sure if it could be considered hearsay if I allowed Mr Smith to continue.



This led to a long argument between both lawyers and the j...

Who has better friends?

A husband and wife are having a friendly debate one night, centered on the topic of who has better friends. They each offer a wide variety of anecdotes and stories, but in the end, they decide to put it to the test.

"Here's what we'll do," the wife suggests. "I'll call your friends, and you c...

One of my favourite jokes as a kid, for my cake day

An Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman are all traveling together. It's late, and they've found a hotel to sleep at. However, when they try to book rooms, they find that the hotel is nearly fully booked.
"I'm sorry," says the receptionist. "We only have 3 beds left, and they're all very uncomfort...

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth and all things that in them are: (Long)

Then he eventually created Adam, who was having a lot of fun in the garden, walking around naked, eating fruit from various trees, and hanging out with/naming all of the animals.

But one day, Adam began to feel lonely and decided to talk to God about it. In that discussion, Adam expressed th...

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Two guys were out camping in the woods

They have been out there for a while, and we're starting to get annoyed with each other over the littlest things. Valueing in their friendship, they decided to go two different directions and camp by themselves for a week and then meet back up. When they reconvened a week later, they were excited t...

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So the Pope was feeling ill

His people brought in a team of doctors to diagnose him. The doctors called a meeting with the Pope and all of his advisers to share the news.

The lead doctor started "Gentleman, we have some bad news. The Pope has a very rare condition and there is only one cure, he has to have sex othe...

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