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If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment.

If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute.

Jack, a renown atheist, dies and to his utter surprise ends up in hell where he's greeted by Satan himself. Completely shocked he talks to the devil and says: "Welp, I've been wrong all my life and I guess I'm now to pay the price for my lack of faith". Satan laughs and replies: Awh it's not so bad.

He then proceeds to escort Jack through a beautiful lush green plain with flowers, scattered here and there there's a bunch of houses where other "damned" live. As they pass through each house the inhabitants recognize Satan and invite them inside for a drink and a chat, a request that's always gran...

What do you call a horse who talks about you behind your back?

A naysayer.

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A pathologist talks to his colleague

"You are not going to believe it but yesterday I had a woman on a table with a clit like a pickle."

"That big?" asks the other pathologist.

"No, that sour".

It's my cake day so lets celebrate with the dirtiest joke I know. :-)

A man talks to a pilot

The man asks "what made you become a pilot?"
The pilot responds with "I had to defy my biggest fear"
"Heights?" The man says.
"No, dying alone," says the pilot.

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A jew visits a brothel

He talks to the guy at reception:

- Hello, I want to see Samantha.

- One moment sir.

A beautiful young woman comes downstairs.

-Have you asked for me?

- Yes, I want to spend the night with you.

- Alright but my service is a bit expensive. $1000 for a night....

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Three olds men talks on a bench about retirement

One is 70 years old, the other 80, and the last 90
The first one says : When I wake up in the morning, I get out of bed, take my breakfast, take a shit, then go for a run
The second says : I do the same, I wake up in the morning, get out of bed, take my breakfast, take a shit, then I go for a ...

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