Just had a quickie in the back of a UPS truck

Oh whoops... They prefer the term "expedited package delivery"

What did the executioner say to the death row inmate who had their execution date expedited?

Boy have I got noose for you...

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You guys hear about the medication for premature ejaculation?

You can get it with expedited shipping so it should come quickly...

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