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My favourite nun joke

The nuns from the Convent of the Immaculate Conception were on a day trip when their bus went off the road, plunged over a cliff and they were all killed.

It had been a long day at the gates of heaven and Saint Peter had been counting down the minutes to knocking off time and some well-earned...

What did the executioner say to the death row inmate who had their execution date expedited?

Boy have I got noose for you...

Just had a quickie in the back of a UPS truck

Oh whoops... They prefer the term "expedited package delivery"

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

Two cellmates were in prison together for 25 years...

At first, finding themselves with a lot of spare time, the two began telling each other every last joke each of them could remember.

After years had passed, there were simply no more jokes left to tell. The two devised a number system to expedite the joke-telling in the event that one of them...

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You guys hear about the medication for premature ejaculation?

You can get it with expedited shipping so it should come quickly...

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