Wrote my second joke ever, would like some feedback
Three lumberjacks; Sam, Dave, and Ben; are felling trees when a bear approaches them. Sam says "stay back or we'll kill you with our axes!" The bear responds, "woah! I'm a proud vegetarian. I just wanted to offer you all a nicely cooked dinner since you've all been working so hard and are probably h...
What do you call a bull that is always felling sleepy?
A bulldozer.
So two lumberjacks were felling trees....
So two lumberjacks were felling trees when the axe slipped and cut off a guys hand. His buddy grabbed the hand, put it in a ziplock bag and rushed to the hospital. The next day, his buddy is back at work, hand reattached. The wonders of modern medicine!
But luck wasn't in his favor, the ex...
A blonde had just started a job felling trees for a local contractor
When the day was over the contractor visited to see she'd only chopped down one tree. The contractor asked the blonde what was wrong. "This saws no good boss, I worked all day but could only do one tree." "Let me take a look" Says the contractor as he starts up the chainsaw. The blonde ...
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