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Fathers Day Jokes

Happy Fathers Day Quotes,,,

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —*Jerry Seinfeld*

“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —*Rita ...

Since it’s Fathers Day, my wife asked if I could tell dad jokes all day tomorrow.

I told her I don’t know anyone named Morrow.

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Why does Sam.L.Jackson love fathers day?

'Cause it's all about celebrating those motherfuckers.

What is the most confusing day in Alabama?

Fathers Day.

So I have a pretty good fathers day joke

Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home

Fathers Day Joke

A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“ …Which bus would I take home?”

Happy Fathers Day!

Me: Happy Fathers Day!

Pop: Thanks!

Me: I'll call you later.

Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')

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My sister wished me a happy fathers day...

I was so scared and frightened that I froze for an entire minute.
She looked confused for a second then laughed, she apologised for mixing me up and my brother

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In honor of Fathers Day, my dad's favorite joke

An Indian goes to the dentist to get a root canal. The dentist asks if the Indian would like any gas.

"No." reply's the Indian. "This will be nothing. I have already felt the worst pain possible and survived."

So the dentist performs the whole procedure without any gas or pain killer...

Everyone keeps wishing a Happy Father's Day to "The Best Dad in the World."

I'm flattered. But I hope everyone wishes their own dad a Happy Fathers Day as well.

TEENAGERS: Get something that will make your dad really happy this fathers day.

A Flat.

For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store...

He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."
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