What do you call four drowning Spaniards?

cuatro cinco

If eight Germans leave my party, and nine French people leave my party, have I got any idea how many Spaniards leave my party?

Tengo.

What do Spaniards put under their carpets?

Underlay, underlay!

Why do spaniards frequently plagiarize essays?

Because nobody inspects the Spanish exposition!

Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans..

..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train.

Three man sentenced to death

Three man, one French, one Spaniard and one German were sentenced to death by guillotine. The executioner called the first one, the French, and asks him what's was his lest wish before death, he shout out "nothing, I surrender". The executioner drops the blade, but it gets stucked, the executioners ...

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