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Spaniards Jokes

What do you call four drowning Spaniards?

cuatro cinco

Why do spaniards frequently plagiarize essays?

Because nobody inspects the Spanish exposition!

Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans..

..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train.

I was always weary of Spaniards until my daughter married one. Turned out to be a great guy.

Just goes to show that you should never expect a Spanish disposition.

If eight Germans leave my party, and nine French people leave my party, have I got any idea how many Spaniards leave my party?

Tengo.

Three man sentenced to death

Three man, one French, one Spaniard and one German were sentenced to death by guillotine. The executioner called the first one, the French, and asks him what's was his lest wish before death, he shout out "nothing, I surrender". The executioner drops the blade, but it gets stucked, the executioners ...

Spanish captain was walking on his ship....

Suddenly ,a soldier rushes to him and says, "One enemy ship is approaching us!"
Captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt"
The soldier gets the shirt for the captain.
The enemy ship comes in, heavy rounds of fire are exchanged.
Finally, the Spaniards win.
Soldier asks, "Congrats si...
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