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What crop do metalheads grow?

Korn
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How many Metalheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100.


1 to screw it in, and 99 to tell you that light bulbs were better in the 80s.
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When two metalheads marry

It's called a welding.
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Why do metalheads like steam engines so much?

They do a lot of chugging.
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I used to be friends with a lot of metalheads.

But then, gradually, our relationships got a little bit rusty.
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