Metalhead Jokes - 5 Hilarious Metalhead Jokes

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What crop do metalheads grow?

Korn

How many Metalheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100.

1 to screw it in, and 99 to tell you that light bulbs were better in the 80s.

When two metalheads marry

It's called a welding.

Why do metalheads like steam engines so much?

They do a lot of chugging.

I used to be friends with a lot of metalheads.

But then, gradually, our relationships got a little bit rusty.

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