Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?
He had loco motives.
A hotel is holding a convention for chess aficionados...
During the daytime, the chess fans can play each other in the ballroom, watch panels that discuss optimal tactics and long-term strategies, or watch videos of famous chess matches. In the night, many of them gather in the hotel lobby to discuss the game and what they've seen today.
The hotel ...
What do you call a fish who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime?
The girl in the Pina Colada song had a crush on JFK
Think about it.
"If you like Pina Coladas" - JFK was a known aficionado of rum drinks.
"And gettin' caught in the rain" - JFK was a Navy man. Fond of water, sea spray, etc. Rain is not a showstopper.
"If you're not into yoga" - JFK had a bad back. Yoga was out.
"If you .....