I said depends on your context to be honest you see 5 followers on Facebook is next to nothing but 5 people following you down a dark alley….
Well that’s a lot
The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.
The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they...
It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass murder/suicide of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.
And anyway, the punchline's too long.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer
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Is 3 followers a lot?
On Instagram? No. In a dark forest? Yes.
How to get 10 million followers instantly
Take a water bottle and run through Africa
North Korea has a new war game
The North Korean state media just announced today that in the event of possible war all citizens are ordered to follow Donald Trump on Twitter, as there’s no way in hell he would risk losing 42 million followers
And Jesus says to his followers, ¨I will turn this water into wine.¨
And the guy says, ¨Sir, this is a rehab center.¨
What is the difference between Q followers and flat earthers?
At least the earth exists!
How does God make money off his followers?
By making a prophet.
Why does Donald trump use twitter instead of Facebook?
Because he has followers, not friends.
Jesus Spoke to his Followers
Jesus spoke to his followers from atop a podium.
"Come forth, and win eternal life!"
John came 5th and won a toaster.
Moses, Jesus and Mohammed were selecting their followers...
Moses looks at all the women from whom to create his chosen people, picks out all of the smart ones and tells them to follow him. Jesus' turn comes, he looks at the remaining group, picks all of the most beautiful ones and tells them to follow him. Mohammed takes a look at the remaining group, sighs...
How do you get 127000 new followers?
Try with free speech in Britain.
There was a pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers
He was a man who led with gentleness, faith, and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world.
As the pope approached the Gates of heaven, St Peter greeted him in a firm embrace. "Welcome, Your Holiness. Your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has...
What did Jesus say to his followers at his last meal ?
Don't cross me please.
When Moses came down the mountain, he noticed his followers had bad breath.
So he gave them the Ten Commandmints
Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs
So they don't have to be PC anymore.
*Ba dum tsst
Catholicism has 1.2 billion followers around the globe, second only to Islam with 1.8 billion
But that's okay because the Catholic church doesn't mind coming in a little behind.
If Jesus was a mathematician, what would you call his followers?
Deci-pals.
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A Jew, Muslim and Christian are in a bar
A Jew, Muslim and Christian are in a bar. They are arguing about which religion is the best at recruiting new followers. In the end they all decide to each go into the woods over the week and find a bear. They are then to try and convert that bear to their religion. A week goes by and they all me...
Twelve of Jesus's closest followers have been accused of slaughtering a herd of cattle.
Police are treating it as apostle bull murder.
Nearly had a fight with my army of Twitter followers…
It got pretty intense up until they all retweeted…
Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers.
It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.
What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?
The Samsung Note 7
You want further proof that Biden is already the better president?
He's got 23 million more Twitter followers than Trump.
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