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Eying Jokes

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NSFW A woman was eying the buff lad carrying out her groceries...

Not able to keep her passion in check any longer and says to him, "Ya know, I've got an itchy pussy." To which he replied, "Ma'am, you'll have to point that one out 'cause all them Japanese cars look the same to me."

A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus.

He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldn’t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldn’t play.

One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right ...

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