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Dying Laughing Jokes

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Three old farmers, Frank, Adam, and Jake, are sitting on their farm and get a little bored.

Frank turns to the other two and says, "I reckon we haven't had much excitement around our farms these days, what do y'all say to comin' up with somethin' fun?"

Jake says, "Welp, I suppose we could use something new in our lives. I got a big old sow sitting in the pen, shits everywhere all da...

SFW Joke my Granddad used to tell, i was the only one who ever found it funny

A guy gets sent to prison. His first day in the yard they are told to walk in a circle, no talking allowed between the prisoners. After a few minutes somebody yells "16" and the whole yard errupts with laughter. They continue walking in circles when someone else shouts out "54" and again everybody s...

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