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Pestilence Jokes

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The four horsemen were riding across the world, when Death decided to hit on Pestilence.

He looks over at Pestilence, and with a tip of his cloak, says "M'alady."

Why did the horseman Pestilence, take his horse to the vet?

Because it was disease ridden.


Side note: I tried posting this awhile back and worded it badly, its original though i made it up while watching Supernatural.

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