The four horsemen were riding across the world, when Death decided to hit on Pestilence.
He looks over at Pestilence, and with a tip of his cloak, says "M'alady."
Death, Famine, Pestilence and Plague walked into bar.
Death, Famine, Pestilence and Plague walked into bar. Death thought he would try an Irish Car Bomb, Famine wanted to look at the food menu, Pestilence liked Grasshoppers and Plague just wanted a Corona.
Why did the horseman Pestilence, take his horse to the vet?
Because it was disease ridden.
Side note: I tried posting this awhile back and worded it badly, its original though i made it up while watching Supernatural.