I failed my medical school entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS to form the name of an important body part.
Those who said spine are doctors today. The rest of us went to flight school.
Two basketball recruits are taking a college entrance exam.
The coach says,” men all you have to do is finish this sentence and you’re admitted to school. “
He continues, “Old MacDonald had a _____?”
One of the jocks thinks for a moment and proudly says,” Old MacDonald had a farm.”
The other says, “Yea but how do you spell farm?”
The entrance exam for medical college had just one question
“ if a young woman faints ,the first thing you need to do is to feel her P U - S - .”
Those who answered PULSE , passed and the rest are reading this joke
A recent entrance exam for Medical School included several questions that would determine eligibility.
One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect."
Those who spelled 'spine' became Doctors....
How do you pass the Isis entrance exam?
I don't know about you, I bombed it.
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been ad...
Three blondes are trying to enter a police academy.
In order to do so, they have to pass an entrance exam.
The examiner takes the first blonde into a secure room and shows her a picture for ten seconds, and then asks: “If this was your suspect, how would you remember him?”
“Easy,” the first blonde responds. “He only has one eye!” ...
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Exam for athletes
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.
Time Limit: 3 Days.
Write Your Name: ________________________________________ (20 point bonus if spelled correctly).
1. What language is spoken in Germany?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire wi...