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Why did Alan Turing love matrices ending in zero?

Cause he was a homo genius.

Job Interview, Got it in my family group

Job Interview.



OFFICER:- What is your name?

Manoj :- M.P. sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Manoj :- Manoj Pandey

OFFICER:- Your father's name?

Manoj:- M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What does that mean?

Manoj:- Madan Pandey

OFFICER:- Your na...

Twenty thousand years into the future...

The astrobiology intern suddenly perks up at his station.
Intern: "Professor, we're receiving a periodic transmission from the direction of the Fr36 planetoids. I've converted the transmission into base 10 numerals and it keeps saying 14-5-22-5-18 7-15-14-14-1 7-9-22-5 25-15-21 21-16"
Professo...

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

Where do math geeks usually sleep at?

the matrices

If a murderous killing machine came back from the future..

And calculated all matrices. Would he be the Determinator?

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