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Eggshells Jokes

Girlfriend told me my tendency to take everything literally has led to her walking on eggshells around me

I told her that’s terrible for the carpet

I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend that I am constantly walking on eggshells.

She doesn’t approve of that either.

I'm really scared to tell my wife to clean up after cooking breakfast...

I've been walking on eggshells all day.

The king's ego really took a hit when he couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

His men were walking on eggshells.

Whenever I confront the messy baker

I'm always walking on eggshells.

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