A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China.

He calls the waiter over and tells him,
'That steak was rubbery.'

'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'

As chosen by voters, Germany's Berlin Zoo named their two newborn pandas "Hong" and "Kong".

Upon hearing the news, China reacted fiercely and decided to withdraw all pandas from every country back to mainland China. It was a logistical nightmare⁠ to bring all the pandas back—it was pandemonium.

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