Egg On Jokes - 13 Hilarious Egg On Jokes

Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it.

Concrete floors are really hard to crack.

Then he said "you were thinking about the egg weren't you!"

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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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Why did the chicken lay its egg on the mountain?

It wanted to make an egg-roll.

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What does a French man say when he drops an egg on the ground?

Oeuf

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The French chef's apprentice really messed up when he dropped an ostrich egg on the floor.

Big ouef

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it roll?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

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Bob did like he always does, kissed his ol lady, crawled into bed and fell a sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he asked.

"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."

"WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said Bob. "I want you to send me back immediately." ...

*true story. I dropped an egg on my feet while cooking breakfast

I guess the yolk's on me...

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I dropped a duck egg on the floor...

It quacked.

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At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

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A picture of an egg on Instagram got more likes than Kylie Jenner...

...I guess you could say the egg beat her.

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I don't know why the teen that cracked egg on the Aussie senator's head is hailed as a hero.

He's clearly an eggstremist and we don't condone eggstremism

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A guy is tending bar at a local pub one afternoon...

And a guy walks in with a fried egg on his head. He sits at the bar and orders a beer, drinks it, pays and leaves.

Next day around the same time, the same guys comes in - fried egg on his head - orders a beer, drinks it, pays and leaves.

This goes on for about a week. The guy with the ...

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