Egg Yolk Jokes - 5 Hilarious Egg Yolk Jokes

I fondly remember the good times of living in the Netherlands eating egg yolk based sauces

... ahhhh the hollandaise

Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy.

But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.

Timmy Got a Job!

Timmy boy, a young hobo who left home in search for wealth, got his 14th job in the 3 months he has been traveling. His first shift at Bob’s Animal Candies Inc. started at 9 am, Tuesday. After working for hours at the breath fresheners’ line, he began to get bored, so Timmy decided to take a break t...

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3 men are in a plane...

They get bored and decide to throw stuff out the hatch/door. First guy took an egg and tossed it. Watched, watched, and nothing happened. Second guy took a rock and threw it. Watched, watched, and nothing happened. Third guy took a grenade and tossed it. Watched, watched, and nothing happened.
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A man went to visit his 90 year old Grandfather

A man went to visit his 90 year old Grandfather. His Grandfather lived in a very remote, secluded, rural area of the state. After spending the night at the house, his Grandfather prepared a breakfast of eggs and bacon. As the man was eating he noticed a film like substance on the plate, and he asked...

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