Dr Pepper Jokes - 8 Hilarious Dr Pepper Jokes

What kind of Dr is Dr Pepper?

A Fizzician

Did you know dr pepper was based off a real doctor?

He was a fizzican

What type of medicine does Dr Pepper practice?

Fizzyology

Why does dr pepper come in a bottle

Because his wife died

Don't drink Mr Pibb. It's just a cheap knockoff of Dr Pepper..

The dude didn't even get a degree.

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.

9/10 doctors recommended Colgate

Except Dr Pepper

Chili special

Guy goes into a diner and sees the special of the day is chili. Waitress comes up and asks what he'd like and he says, I'll take a bowl of that chili. Waitress apologizes and says we sold out, that guy, pointing next to him, got the last bowl. The guy says okay that's fine I'll have a Dr pepper for ...

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