Saline Jokes - 6 Hilarious Saline Jokes

My local hospital brought in a priest to bless all the bags of IV saline…

…but they got in trouble for using God’s name in vein.

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Charging $500 for a $5 case of water is considered price gouging. What is charging $500 for a $5 bag of saline called?

Healthcare.

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What’s seafarer’s favorite chemical equation?

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NaCl(aq) + NaCl(aq)
———————————
. C^7

~~ Saline, saline, over the seven seas ~~

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New Treatment For Sunburn!

A guy visiting over here in Puerto Rico fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the sever...

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I got a new saltwater boat

I use it for saline

My company uses salt water to solve any problem.

We are called Saline Solutions.

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