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Double Feature Jokes

Called up the movie theater to find out what the order was for the double feature horror films.

It follows It Follows.

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There’s a double feature at the theatre tonight. The first film is about a sexually transmitted demon. The second is about an evil clown.

It follows It Follows.

Two blondes are

Driving along a highway when they see out the window in the middle of a field another blonde in a rowboat pulling energetically on the oars.
The first blonde turns to the other and says, "You know what its blondes like that that give us a bad name."
The second blonde responds, "I know right, i...

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