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What does Dora the Explorer have in common with Internet explorer?

They both so much time to process simple information

What do Dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon

Same middle name

Why did Child Protective Services take Dora the Explorer away from her parents?

Because they allowed her to go off on her own with a known MAP.

Who is the cutest character on Dora the Explorer?

Benny, because he's a Dora bull.

(Thought of this all myself. I've reached full dad joke level here - please kill me.)

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

what batteries does dora the explorer use?

doracell.

Dora the Explorer has a little Muslim friend...

Doda the Exploder

Swiper is unable to steal from Dora The Explorer today, as he has a cold.

"Sniper nose wiping."

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account?

Swiper no swiping

My eldest put together a Dora joke

When my two younger sons were in the toddler to kindergarten age, they loved watching Dora the Explorer. Episode after episode. My wife & I found it very cute.

My eldest found it quite annoying. But he was a teenager then.

He came up with a Dora joke after a weekend of 500 (just...

What’s brown, round, and if you give it a map it’ll still get lost?

Dora the Explorer

I took 8 courses of spanish...

...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer

How to kill a walking bird?

A plane has 500 bricks in it. One falls out. How many are left?

499

In 3 easy sets explain how to get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

1. Open the door.
2. Put the giraffe in.
3. Close the door.

In 4 easy steps explain how to put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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