A king was settling a dispute with three of his nobles...
...over the appropriate response for a neighboring country expanding it's borders into the kingdom's territory. Unfortunately, none of the nobles were able to focus on the same subject. One noble was discussing interrupting trade while another was shouting to the king to send military traini...
The Dog Fight
The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fi...
I got a call from the doctor saying my buddy nearly overdosed on his homeopathic medicine.
Turns out he had forgotten to take it.
*Alternate punchline:* His family and several witnesses later disputed this, arguing the actual problem was him nearly drowning.
The number of sentient lifeforms in the universe is at least 7.5 billion.
The amount of intelligent life, however, is highly disputed, and some people argue that none have been found.
Who am I?
Who am I?
* My father's name is Joseph. * I have done many things to make my father happy. * I am well known throughout the entire world and I am a common household name. * There is a walk I am very famous for. * Although I have siblings, many people are not familiar with them. ...