A dirty joke told by 85yo grandpa to the whole family by memory
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at...
Finally got out of jail. Less than 10 minutes after gettin home, me and the wife jumped straight into bed to do some serious catching up....
Wife: "hey.... erm.... ya know..... I... I've been with other men ya know?"
Me: "Ohhhh, ok. Well same here, turn over"
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