Dear son; Your mom and I love you very much, and we miss you dearly ever since you went to prison. I especially miss you now that spring is here, and it is time to plow the fields. The ground is hard, and my back is old. I am afraid I will never be able to plant the crops in time. Dad
Dear Dad:
Do not dig in the field. That is where I hid that thing. You know I can not say what it is because they read our mail. Just do not dig out there.
Your son
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Dear son:
The cops came out and dug up my fields. They sai...
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Three Farmers, a Pig and a Monkey
Three Farmers are raising a pig for the fair, trying to put their brains together to beat everyone else out. One of them gets the idea to put a cork in its butt, "if it can't poop it will get huge!" So they do this, and when the fair comes it's the biggest pig the county has ever seen and they win. ...
A Kirby guy on a hot day…
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Taking a break, he buys a big glass and goes to sit under a large elm tree.
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A miner rests his bones after a very long shift.
"I don't think I can keep doing this for much longer," he tells his buddy at the bar.
"You just need a little pep in your step," his friend says, handing him a prescription bottle. "Take one of these twice a day and then see how you're feeling tomorrow."
Hesitantly, but without much t...
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