Someone stole my mood ring.


I don’t know how I feel about that.

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What do you call a moody nazi....


My wife is so moody at Christmas,

I blame the festive period.

Why are women moody during PMS?

Because they're ovary acting.

Why are girls with big tiddies always so moody?

Cause they always keep the things they are mad about in their chest.

Tense, moody joke

Guy lands at Logan, hops a cab, and says to the driver, "Well now that i'm in Boston, where can I get scrod?" Cabbie says, "You know, I've heard that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody...

This whole planet is bi-polar.

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Got written up for being moody at work today. They told me to leave my problems at the door...

That door is gonna need a shitload of therapy.

Why do girls get so moody when they're on their periods?

It's such an ovary action.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody

Virtually every Harry Potter character can teach us a lesson.

For example, Barty Crouch Jr. taught us that drinking can make you Moody.

Pregnant Wife

My wife has been so moody since she became pregnant. I asked her to push harder and she began yelling and calling me names.

I said, "Let me know if you have a better way to get the car out of the mud."

Prescription drug recall

The pharmaceutical company AvKare has issued a recall for two of their drugs which were accidentally switched. An antidepressant and a drug to treat erectile dysfunction.

This explains why my grandfather has been so moody yet my grandmother has been so happy!

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A prince is hanging out with his best friend

Friend: So you want to break up with her?

Prince: Yeah, I have to.

Friend: Just because she is really shy, moody, dumb, has allergies, and has narcolepsy?

Prince: That is not what I said. I said she is fucking Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, and Sleepy!

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?


Californian man & God

One day a man was walking down a Californian beach and he said aloud "god I want you to grant me one wish." Then god replied from the sky "okay John, you have been a very faithful and religious man, I can grant you one wish. What do you want?" John says " I want a highway that will allow me to drive...

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Life of a sailor

A Sailor is back from deployment and comes into the bar all moody and pissed off. He orders a double whiskey at the bar. Then he starts rambling on about how lousy a wife he’s got until the bartender says …

“I don’t know what you’re complaining about. All the other guys in here have nothing b...

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