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Demolition Derby Jokes

What’s the best kind of car to use in a demolition derby?

Dodge

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At age 70 I participated in my first demolition derby today and my tires flew off my car.

I guess it's time for me to retire.

Possible OC??

What's the difference between a demolition derby and some drunks on a bus?


One's a bar-crawl. The other's a car-brawl.

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