I went to a neurosurgeon who was once a demolitions expert

He blew my mind

I got a friend who is a demolition expert. One day, I made a bet with him, a dollar that he couldnt raze the whole neighbourhood

No matter who wins, its still four quarters gone

One side thinks it will end up like Judge Dredd, while the other side things it will be Demolition Man...

But the truth is, we are The Expendables.

Name’s Juan

Names Juan. A few years ago I’d been living with my girlfriend in her apartment. I’ve been into video games since I was a kid and never took a real interest in learning practical things like how to hit a nail with a hammer. Girlfriend and I met in college and since graduating and moving in together ...

What’s the best kind of car to use in a demolition derby?

Dodge

What did the student say to the demolition school teacher?

I didn't expect this to blow up.

Why are demolition experts and dominatrixes alike?

They both like wrecking balls

So, a young man was in demolitions training from a multi-campaign veteran. During drills he responded:

Okay, Boomer

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At age 70 I participated in my first demolition derby today and my tires flew off my car.

I guess it's time for me to retire.

A demolition company recently made the decision to demolish a stable.

Of course, there were some neighsayers, but that’s to be expected.

The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night.

Heard they brought down the house with their act.

A demolition expert goes on stage during open mic night...

He proceeds to bring the house down.

Did you see the movie about the demolition team?

It did a great job of breaking the fourth wall.

If my love life was a movie it would be Demolition Man...

...starring Sylvester Still-alone.

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A Boy came home from Sunday School

His mother asked what he learned that day, the boy replied.

'They were teaching us about Moses. Moses had to take the Jews across the Red Sea, so he ordered his military engineers to build a bridge so they can cross the Red Sea, but the Egyptians came chasing after them , so moses ordered his...

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What's the difference between a demolition derby and some drunks on a bus?


One's a bar-crawl. The other's a car-brawl.

A hooker is preparing her taxes...

comes across a field where she is to specify her job details.

Occupation: Contractor

Details: demolition of temporary erections

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