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Defecting Jokes

Soviet Jokes (Long)

A soviet citizen of East Berlin is planning on defecting to the West. The night before he is set to leave, he gets a knock at the door. Perplexed as to who could be knocking at this hour, opens the door. He finds two uniformed KGB officers."Please, come in and make yourself at home" the man says app...

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Emerson, Lake, and Palmer walk into a bar. . .

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Picture it. June, 1971. London.



Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are celebrating the release of their album Tarkus at the Seven Stars Pub.



Very quickly, both ELP and their BACs are riding high.

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