The Grim Reaper is normally known as death to many people

Except to Germans, to them, he’s called Tod.

How does the Grim Reaper have children?

Reaper-duction

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions

The Grim Reaper Challenge

There were three men on an airplane somewhere above the Atlantic ocean. Suddenly Grim Reaper appears on the plane. He says”Before I take you all with me ‘ll give you a chance to survive. Each one of you will throw something to the ocean and if I find it you will die”.

The first one throws a n...

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Whats the Grim Reapers best quality?

Hes Dead Sexy.

The Grim Reaper came for me last night

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

What is the Grim Reaper's favorite kind of drink?

Mortali-tea!

It just occurred to me why the Grim Reaper is so popular in myths and cultures throughout the world

People are always dying to meet him

How do we know the grim reaper has a lip

when people die, he doesn't death-criminate

For those who dare steal Death's pillows..

Prepare yourself for the reaper cushions

Never challenge death to a pillow fight

unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions

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Two years ago, my friend told me the worst joke I'd ever heard. Here it is for those of you who don't know it

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can't seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he likes to sit around at home. One Saturday, the dentist is hungry and puts his brother on the spot. He tells him to ge...

What did Keanu Reeves say to the Grim Reaper on his deathbed?

“You’re breathtaking!”

My wife caught me chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper...

...she said “Do you like dicing with death?”

How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?

He uses dye!







Cheesy joke I came up with last night, enjoy.

The Grim Reaper

A woman was sleeping at home with her lover, she suddenly hears her husband knocking on the door, so she immediately makes a prayer "God, please hide my lover and take whatever you want from me." The grim reaper shows up infront of her and says "I will grant your wish, but only on one condition, aft...

Why does Death’s intern always follow his boss’s orders?

Because he doesn’t want to face any Reaper-percussions

Death in the corner: *Badum tsss*

*Oh no*

The grim reaper approaches Paddy and says "I'm death"

Paddy says "I'll talk louder then"

Once, I agreed to help Death move his couch to his new place.

After we got there, I realized I forgot those things you’re supposed to sit on.

There were reaper cushions.

Since other people liked the Turkish joke I translated, here’s another one

Nasreddin Hodja was on his deathbed. He called her wife and told her to dress up nicely and wear makeup. She was confused about why he wanted that, so she asked him why.

“Well, when the reaper comes he might like you more and take you with him instead of me.”

Why couldn’t the Grim Reaper go to war?

Because he supports all troops

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One day the grim reaper came to a man and said "your time has come"

the man begged and plead so the grim reaper gave him another year to live.
after the year was over the reaper returned but the man was in an airplane. he once again said "your time has come". the man said "you cant take me now. what about all these innocent people. they dont deserve to die". <...

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Three men are confronted by the grim reaper [NSFW]

The grim reaper says to the three men, "I will spare your lives if you can each collect 12 pieces of fruit for me." All three men go their separate ways, and a few minutes later guy 1 comes back with 12 oranges.


The grim reaper says "before I can spare your life, you must complete one fin...

Why does the grim reaper need a hearing aid?

Because he's deaf.

The Grim Reaper appears before a man who's standing outside a department store changing room where his wife is inside trying on clothes...

The Grim Reaper says: "You will die of a heart attack in 30 seconds, but don't worry, because you are going straight to heaven."

The man, scared and skeptical says: "I never go to church, so how do you know for sure that I'm going to heaven? "

The Grim Reaper replies: "Easy. Satan won...

What Reaper says when he is going to hair dresser?

DYE DYE DYE!

Why did the Grim Reaper come to r/Jokes looking for Oast?

Because like everyone else in the sub, he came to Reap Oast.

Pillow fight

The other day I had a pillow fight with Death. I thought I could win but he beat me embarrasingly easily.

I guess I wasn't ready for the reaper cushions.

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What does the grim reaper and a pedophile have in common?

They both take people before their time.

Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!

What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip hop.

What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.

I'm sorry.

Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago.

...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

A Couple were walking down a stern at night.

As they were walking, they pass by a house that seemed exceptionally quiet and dreary. The windows were pitch black, the chimney was spewing black smog, and the front door had darkness spilling from all edges. The husband was very curious as to why this house was so unnaturally dark, so went to the ...

Farmer drama

The farmers association are up in arms about a new model of combine harvester that comes with padded seats...

they're worried about reaper cushions

What do you get when you hit Death in the head?

Reaper-cussions

An engineer dies and goes to hell

Lucifer : I don't get it, you weren't supposed to be here, maybe there's some mixup, hold on...."*calls God*"

God : Yo Lucy, wassup?

Lucifer : Was Mr. Rowan supposed to be here, I don't find him on the list.

God : Oh yeah, he was supposed to be here in heaven. Looks like Reaper ...

An elderly man reunites with his lost love

One day, an elderly man is out for a walk when he discovers his lost teenage love, a woman who's about his age. The two get together, and in an instant can tell the old Fire is there. Together they rent out a small motel room when, just as they throw off their clothes, the Reaper appears at the foot...

A man is resting on his death bed...

As he waits to pass on, he sees the reaper approach his bedside.

"I am the angel of deaf!" Says the reaper.

The man, confused, asks "Don't you mean the angel of death?"

"...Could you repeat that?"

What do you call a smiling man holding a scythe?

A grin reaper

Carrie Fisher dead at 60.

Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."

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A Safe Death

A man was having serious medical problems and had an appointment to see his doctor. He was so distraught over the likely possibility of bad news that he asked his son to go along with him.

Sure enough, the doctor announced that the man had terminal cancer and had only a short time to live. Ne...

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