It just occurred to me why the Grim Reaper is so popular in myths and cultures throughout the world

People are always dying to meet him

What is the Grim Reaper's favorite kind of drink?

Mortali-tea!

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Three men are confronted by the grim reaper [NSFW]

The grim reaper says to the three men, "I will spare your lives if you can each collect 12 pieces of fruit for me." All three men go their separate ways, and a few minutes later guy 1 comes back with 12 oranges.


The grim reaper says "before I can spare your life, you must complete one fin...

What do you call the grim reaper with hearing problems?

Deaf..

What did the Grim Reaper say when he walked into a shoe shop?

I've come for your soles!

What's it called when the Grim Reaper screws up and gets a concussion?

A repercussion

Grim Reaper

Late last night, I heard a knock at my door. When I opened it, I saw Death come to take me. He stuck out one bony finger from his shroud and motioned for me to follow.

“Please!” I begged. Just give me a few more years.” Death just silently shook his head.

“I’ll do anything,” I exclai...

The Grim Reaper Challenge

There were three men on an airplane somewhere above the Atlantic ocean. Suddenly Grim Reaper appears on the plane. He says”Before I take you all with me ‘ll give you a chance to survive. Each one of you will throw something to the ocean and if I find it you will die”.

The first one throws a n...

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Whats the Grim Reapers best quality?

Hes Dead Sexy.

How do we know the grim reaper has a lip

when people die, he doesn't death-criminate

The grim reaper approaches Paddy and says "I'm death"

Paddy says "I'll talk louder then"

The Grim Reaper Saves Lives!

Specifically, in his pocket.

What did the Grim Reaper say to the ill calendar?

"Your days are numbered, my friend."

How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?

He uses dye!







Cheesy joke I came up with last night, enjoy.

What did Keanu Reeves say to the Grim Reaper on his deathbed?

“You’re breathtaking!”

The Grim Reaper is normally known as death to many people

Except to Germans, to them, he’s called Tod.

The Grim Reaper came for me last night

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

The Grim Reaper appears before a man who's standing outside a department store changing room where his wife is inside trying on clothes...

The Grim Reaper says: "You will die of a heart attack in 30 seconds, but don't worry, because you are going straight to heaven."

The man, scared and skeptical says: "I never go to church, so how do you know for sure that I'm going to heaven? "

The Grim Reaper replies: "Easy. Satan won...

My wife caught me chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper...

...she said “Do you like dicing with death?”

The Grim Reaper

A woman was sleeping at home with her lover, she suddenly hears her husband knocking on the door, so she immediately makes a prayer "God, please hide my lover and take whatever you want from me." The grim reaper shows up infront of her and says "I will grant your wish, but only on one condition, aft...

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One day the grim reaper came to a man and said "your time has come"

the man begged and plead so the grim reaper gave him another year to live.
after the year was over the reaper returned but the man was in an airplane. he once again said "your time has come". the man said "you cant take me now. what about all these innocent people. they dont deserve to die". <...

What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip hop.

What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.

I'm sorry.

Why couldn’t the Grim Reaper go to war?

Because he supports all troops

If the Grim Reaper didn't know what died....

he would really hate middle aged dads during summer.

Why did the Grim Reaper come to r/Jokes looking for Oast?

Because like everyone else in the sub, he came to Reap Oast.

Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago.

...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

Carrie Fisher dead at 60.

Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."

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What does the grim reaper and a pedophile have in common?

They both take people before their time.

What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch?

There will be grim reaper cushions

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4 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ever created. Here it is again for those that missed it.

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can't seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he likes to sit around at home. One Saturday, the dentist is hungry, and puts his brother on the spot. He tells him to g...

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A Safe Death

A man was having serious medical problems and had an appointment to see his doctor. He was so distraught over the likely possibility of bad news that he asked his son to go along with him.

Sure enough, the doctor announced that the man had terminal cancer and had only a short time to live. Ne...

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