A snail walks into a car dealership. The snail wants something fast, elegant, and luxurious, after browsing multiple brands he decides on one.
The rich snail pays in cash and walks up to the dealerships salesman and says "I want you to paint big S's all along this car, big S's on the front, t...
Due to COVID-19, truck dealerships have moved sales of their vehicles out of their buildings and onto the streets.
They’re calling the new service:
Curbside pickup.
An American, a Korean, a Chinese, and a Russian walk into a bar...
...they settled into their seats and when they had loosened up after a few drinks they decided to extol the virtues of their homelands.
"American industry is so superb," said the American. "A sports team can decide to move to a different city, and within a year and a half we can build a stat...
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4 highschool friends have a reunion...
As they sit down, they all start to mingle and the conversation turns to their sons. At this point, the fourth friend goes to the bathroom.
Friend 1: My son was so successful, he started at the bottom of a construction company and now owns it! He got to build himself a mansion.
Friend ...
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