My neighbour recently bought a BMW, a Volkswagen, 2 Fords, a Toyota and a Chrysler...

I think he's got the car-owners virus.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

If Jesus drove a car, what kind would it be?

A CHRYSLER! He also had a Honda, but never told anybody for he does not speak of his own Accord.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler.

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Translation of the Bulgarian variation of the 1st day of school joke.

It's the 1st day of school at an American Middle School.

The teacher introduces the new student - Takiro Suzuki from Japan.

Class starts and she says:

- Now we will see if you know your history. Who said "Give me liberty, or give me death!"?

No one knows b...

What is The Devil’s Car?

The Anti-Chrysler

If car brand became a cult,

Would the leader of dodge be Jesus Chrysler?

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There's this 17 years old kid who's taking an exam for his driving license..

The examinator says "It's night. You see a single light coming towards you.. What is it?"
K: "Well.. It is a motorbike! "
E: "No, no.. You have to be more specific. Is it a Ducati? A Yamaha? A Suzuki?"
K: "Ask me one more question! "
E: "Ok, ok.. It's night. You see two lights coming to...

Three men are waiting at the gates to heaven

When they are told they will receive a better car, the more loyal they were to their wives.

The first man approaches St. Peter and St. Peter says "you sir were very loyal to your wife you get a Lamborghini" the man thanks St. Peter, gets in his car and drives through the gates.

The sec...

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What is courage??

COURAGE?

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a Bull in a bullfight without any weapon?

Is it to undertake a cross-country auto trip in a Chrysler Corporation car?

Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?

Is it to undergo open-heart surgery knowing that th...

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