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Deactivate Jokes

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Free .

If you get an email with a link called "free "

Don't opin it, It is a virus wich deactivates your spelcheck

and fcuks up you riting, I also receibed it but lukily I dont

vatch so I dint opin it, plaese warm yu frends.

If you activate a bomb, how do you deactivate it?

Quick answers please.

In the end, I had to deactivate my malfunctioning fitness avatar.

It just wasn’t working out for me.

I need some technical advice.

Does anyone know how to deactivate the "Sock hiding" program in the washing machine?

I have a BREATHTAKING reminder for y'all

Automatic breathing deactivated.


And blinking too lol
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