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If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting...

I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it...

If you activate a bomb, how do you deactivate it?

Quick answers please.

In the end, I had to deactivate my malfunctioning fitness avatar.

It just wasn’t working out for me.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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If you get a link called "free p0rn" don't opin it.

It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting.

I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it.

Plees warm you frends

Wanks

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Voodoo d***. (INAPPROPRIATE)

A man and a woman get married, and they have the best sex. Better than most people would think, and their sexual compatibility is a large part of their relationship. One day, the husband finds out that he needs to go on a business trip that will last a couple of months. He decides that in order to k...

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