Deactivate Jokes - 6 Hilarious Deactivate Jokes

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Free Porn.

If you get an email with a link called "free porn"

Don't opin it, It is a virus wich deactivates your spelcheck

and fcuks up you riting, I also receibed it but lukily I dont

vatch porn so I dint opin it, plaese warm yu frends.

If you activate a bomb, how do you deactivate it?

Quick answers please.

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In the end, I had to deactivate my malfunctioning fitness avatar.

It just wasn’t working out for me.

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I need some technical advice.

Does anyone know how to deactivate the "Sock hiding" program in the washing machine?

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I have a BREATHTAKING reminder for y'all

Automatic breathing deactivated.

And blinking too lol

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Voodoo d***. (INAPPROPRIATE)

A man and a woman get married, and they have the best sex. Better than most people would think, and their sexual compatibility is a large part of their relationship. One day, the husband finds out that he needs to go on a business trip that will last a couple of months. He decides that in order to k...

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