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Decommission Jokes

Greta thunberg began screaming,

“I will not fly private!” She said to her manager as they pulled into the parking lot.

“The conference is two days away and across the ocean, would you like to fly coach?” He replied.

“On a commercial airline produced by slave labor? I don’t think so!” She screamed.

Her manag...

Why do decommissioned terminators kill insects?

Because they are exterminators.

This sub isn't as good as it used to be

Said the captain as he decommissioned the old submarine.

Why do Irish dancers only dance with their legs?

Cause all the arms have been decommissioned.

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