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Cut Of Meat Jokes

What is Jimmy McGill's favorite cut of meat?

Chuck roast.

What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer?

The balls, cause they're under a buck.

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A pastor’s wife walks into a butcher shop

She sees the most perfect looking cut of meat in the display case and asks the butcher what kind of meat it is. “That’s Dam Ham,” he replies
“I bet your PARDON?!” the lady says, “I am a good Christian woman, and I would kindly ask you not to use that kind of language.” The butcher explains, “Oh n...
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