Cold Cut Jokes - 4 Hilarious Cold Cut Jokes

I used to eat a lot of cold cuts, but I recently stopped.

I quit cold turkey.

I've been smoking weed for most of my life, and today I quit cold turkey.

I'll make do with the much cheaper chicken cold cuts and put the extra money towards buying more weed.

What do you call a fart on ice?

A cold cut.

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A worried woman...[nsfw]

A woman begins dating a new man, and it seems like their relationship is developing well. However, she's worried about the overly large size of her lady orifice. So, she decides to hold off the young man's ardor. She knows she can't wait forever, but she just can't think of what else to do.

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