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Cold Cut Jokes

I used to eat a lot of cold cuts, but I recently stopped.

I quit cold turkey.

I've been smoking weed for most of my life, and today I quit cold turkey.

I'll make do with the much cheaper chicken cold cuts and put the extra money towards buying more weed.

What do you call a fart on ice?

A cold cut.
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