Army USA - Chines - Russian Poland joke

The commander of the Chinese army troops calls the US and proposes war:

Hello Americans, we want to declare war on you, what do you say?

American: At the moment it is not possible, our troops are in Iraq and Afghanistan, so for economic reasons it is out of the question, call Russia I ...

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site...

The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy "You're in charge of shoveling." He points to the Scotsman and tells him "You're in charge of sweeping." and then he turns to the Chinese guy and says "You're in charge of supplies."

The foreman then shrugs his shoulders an...

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Do you know any martial arts?

I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.


I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"


He says "No. Why the fuck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinees"?


"No", I said, "It's be...

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