This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy was lost in the desert with no food or water when he finally sees a house in the distance

the guy reaches the house and knocks on the door. an old chines man answer it, the guy begs the old man to give him some food, water, and a place to stay for the night. the man agrees in one term: the guy cannot have sex, kiss or even touch the his doughter, and that if he breaks those rules he will...

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site...

The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy "You're in charge of shoveling." He points to the Scotsman and tells him "You're in charge of sweeping." and then he turns to the Chinese guy and says "You're in charge of supplies."

The foreman then shrugs his shoulders an...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Do you know any martial arts?

I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.


I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"


He says "No. Why the fuck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinees"?


"No", I said, "It's be...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.