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Feudalism Jokes

What’s the difference between democracy and feudalism?

With democracy, it’s your vote that counts. With feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

Feudalism

It's your count that votes.

Politics in terms of cows

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes a high portion of the milk they produce to be redistributed.


COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and you have to get into a bread line for food instead.


FASCISM: You have two cows. The State will kill you ...

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

'Cause Charlie don't serf.

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