In democracy your vote counts.

But in feudalism, your Count votes.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

'Cause Charlie don't serf.

Politics in terms of cows

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes a high portion of the milk they produce to be redistributed.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and you have to get into a bread line for food instead.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The State will kill you if you don't...

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