My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking
And then I saw her face...
My friend Amol is a strong believer in numeralogy.
He made an affidavit to change his name to 6.022x 10^23.
Jesus walks into a bar.
He sees a Russian man with a glass of water. Jesus asks "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replies "No." With a wave of his hands, Jesus changes it to a glass of wine. "Well my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
The next day, Jesus comes in...
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I always wear a helmet during intercourse cause I'm a firm believer in safe sex.
Doesn't help much against the STD's but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray.
I was arguing with a flat Earth believer
We argued about how many members the flat Earth community had. He said "We have members all around the globe".
I'm a firm believer in karma...
All of the people I treated badly had it coming to them.
My mom is a believer in baptism by fire.
The priest said "No, you have to use water."
My brother is a big believer in Flat Earth Theory
but he is starting to come around.
Just want to give a shoutout to my church for finally getting through to me and making me a firm believer.
I’m a hardcore believer in the “i before e except after c” rule