Three pastors were discussing how they decide how much of the contribution of believers is allocated to God and to the activities of the church, and how much of it is for their personal benefits.
The first said: “it is simple, I just put everything on the table, close my eyes, and prays. After the prayer, I toss everything in the air, whatever lands on the table is for God, and whatever falls on the floor is for my personal use. The second said: “instead of a table, I draw a circle around ...
My Friend Asked Me to Stop Singing “I’m a Believer”. I Thought She Was Joking...
But then I saw her face
There were two Qanon believers who were absolutely convinced that Trump won the 2020 election
They were traveling together and were killed in a traffic accident. When they got to heaven, God met them and told them that he’d reveal anything about Earthly life they’d always wanted to know. They asked him how Biden stole the 2020 election. God looked kindly upon them and said, “Biden didn’t ste...
What do you call a dating website for QAnon believers?
BTW it's about Cupid not stupid, just in case anyone gets offended lmao
My wife isn't a big believer in monogamy
As it turns out.
My brother is a big believer in Flat Earth Theory
but he is starting to come around.
Jesus walks into a bar.
He sees a Russian man with a glass of water. Jesus asks "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replies "No." With a wave of his hands, Jesus changes it to a glass of wine. "Well my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
The next day, Jesus comes in...
I didn't belive that monkeys existed.
Then I saw a Monkee. Now I'm a Believer.
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I'm a firm believer of traditional wisdom. So I use the world's first and most effective contraceptive there is,
Being really fucking ugly.