Dear good Lord, please make me dumb, that I don't go to a concentration camp. Dear good Lord please make me deaf, that I don't tamper with the radio. Dear good Lord please make me blind, that I think everything is fine: If I'm deaf and dumb and blind, I am Adolf’s ...
The Toaster leads the Kitchen Appliances on Strike. [LONG]
I looked around the kitchen in exasperation.
"We have will be heard! We have a voice! We have rights!"
"Umm, no you don't." I said to the speaker, "you're literally a wok."
"Well that may be, but we will not be abused any longer!"
A chorus of "Yeah," "You tell 'im!" and "...