Crusader Jokes - 8 Hilarious Crusader Jokes

A Crusader Walks Into A Bar

The bartender walks up and asks him "What will you take?"

Crusader: "JERUSALEM"

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What do you call a Crusader that smokes weed?

A *High* Templar

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Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.

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Where did the Crusaders keep their belongings?

In a Deus Vault.

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What's a crusader's favourite drink?

A Teu-tonic.

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Two beggars

It is Easter Sunday in front of Saint Sophia’s Cathedral in Constantinople sometime during the Crusades.

Two beggars are sitting in front of the cathedral.

One is wearing a tattered suit of armor and is covered in bandages. In front of him is a sign: “Give Alms to a poor Crusader who ...

Batman bought a French restaurant

"The Creped Crusader"

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A Knight, a Samurai, and a Viking are lost in a desert.

They see someone in the distance, and as they draw closer, they realise it's a buck naked woman in a crusader's helmet with a samurai sword on her back.

The knight exclaims, "Look at her helm. Surely she is of my people! "

The samurai says "Nay! See the sword. She is obviously from Ja...

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