Where did the Crusaders keep their belongings?

In a Deus Vault.

A Crusader Walks Into A Bar

The bartender walks up and asks him "What will you take?"

Crusader: "JERUSALEM"

Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.

What do you call a low rank crusader (or European idc)?

A euroPEON

Kill me pls

What's a crusader's favourite drink?

A Teu-tonic.

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