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Which crayon at the Crayola factory is in charge of answering the phones?

Yellow?

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The phone rings at Crayola Headquarters

{green-green-green}

"Yellow?"

"May I speak to Mr. Brown?"

"Please white while I transfer you."

{pink}

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My son told me he didn’t want to color anymore.

I asked him why, he says, “I don’t wanna get crayola virus”

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am over 18

Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed.

Oh The Hue Manatee!

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