Cranes Jokes

...it was very uplifting

Cranium.

Hello, I'm doing a presentation on Cranes, specifically [Sarus Cranes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarus_Crane) and I was trying to think of a joke to start off the presentation. Do you guys have any?

The only one I can think of is "What bird can lift the most weights?" "Cranes" but I'm wond... read more

when he hears a knock at his door. He opens the door and there’s no one there- cranes his neck to look and see if anyone is hiding he looks left and right- nothing.
As he’s about to close the door- he looks down and sees a snail. He shrugs his shoulders and flicks the snail across his yard.
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I mean, just look at the size of those cranes.

but fat babies require cranes

That Friday, the man grills out on his patio, filling the neighborhood with the mouthwatering aroma of seared steak. All his neighbors, being practicing Catholics, are obliged to abstain from eating meat on Fridays during Lent. Needless to say, they aren't particularly happy about it. The next Frida... read more

We all know some of the common names: pride of lions, murder of crows, etc. But some aren't so well known:

construction site of cranes
chomp of alligators
giggle of girls
cancer of lawyers

Ok so there's a tiny town called Hugh in Florida. It's right by the Everglades. Beautiful place, river runs through the main part of town where there are a lot of fish and other assorted water creatures that swim in it. Storks, cranes, and many other tropical fish. Well one day a creature decided t... read more

A young couple and another old couple were traveling in a 2nd AC coach train in India. The older couple was allotted the upper berth while the young couple was on the lower one.

Just before going to bed the young man goes over to his wife's berth to give her a good night kiss. While getting u... read more