Sorry kid, we don't allow ill-eagle immigrants into this country.
A burglar breaks into a house
A burglar breaks into a house and is starting to go through the valuables when he hears "Jesus is watching".
He freezes, looking around for whoever said it, but after a minute of silence he starts to think that maybe he imagined it.
He goes back to rifling through drawers, stealing the...
A Woman goes to her local church to talk to the Priest.
The Priest asks her, "What troubles you, my child?" The woman replies,"Father, I have two female parrots at home. They only say " Hey cutie, wanna have some fun? " and " You can do *whatever* you want to me ", and nothing else. This has ruined more than one dinner party. I don't know what to do!" ...
Worth it !
Me : is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet store : aluminum I think. Me : so there’s no nickel in this cage ? Pet store : Don’t u dare! Me : it’s a nickless cage Pet store : GET OUT!
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Last night, I came all over my wife's tits.
She was furious this morning when she looked at the birdcage.
The Zoo Joke
A man had an uncle who happened to own a zoo. One day, the uncle unfortunately passes away. When the man speaks to his uncle's lawyer, the lawyer offers to give him the zoo. The man willingly agrees. The zoo has an aquarium, a lion cage and a bird cage but it is in horrible condition. The man pays t...
A man went to a pet store to buy a bird cage.
Man: Is this birdcage made of nickel?
Pet Store Employee: It's aluminum, I think.
Man: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store Employee: Not that I'm aware of.
Man: So this is nickeless cage? Cool!
"Jesus is watching you!"
A thief breaks into a house at around 3 AM. As he's walking about in the house with his flashlight, he hears a voice whisper,
*"Jesus is watching you!"*
Startled, he points his flashlight towards the source of the voice. In the corner of the room, there's a birdcage with a parrot in it...