After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,...
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Farmer John and his wife Mary lived on a big piece of land in the middle of Ohio.
They did pretty well for themselves, but as all affluent farmers will know, farming is not easy money. After a few years of living together and working very hard, their marriage started to fall apart. Being just as determined to keep their marriage together as they were to keep their farm running, t...
I heard the counselling course for self harmers is fully booked
Those who missed out are kicking themselves.
A necromancer and a funeral director are at marriage counselling.
Counsellor: So, why are you guys here today?
Funeral Director: “He only wants me for my bodies!”
At a marriage counselling session for men...
... the counseller asked the men to divide themselves into those that always listen to their wives as a group, and those that are able to stand up for themselves as another group.
Expecting a sweeping outcome, the counseller was surprised to see John sitting alone in the group for men able to...
Was giving a door counselling.
We didn't get anywhere at first but he soon opened up to me.
Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine shut off and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I g...