I own a chain of garden centres across the US

I got hoes, in different area codes.

I used to go into shopping centres and rotate the body parts of the mannequins...

I don't think everyone noticed, but I certainly turned a few heads.

Now that I am vaccinated I can joke about Covid

Here are a few.

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Day 251 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

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Nail salons, hair salons, waxing centres and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there!

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What’s the best way...

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